I have long been a doubter about claims that earth has been visited by aliens.
I have been skeptical that “crop circles” are evidence of these extraterrestrial visitations, believing instead that they were human-created hoaxes.
Skeptical I am no longer.
Because while mowing my lawn this morning, I uncovered crop circles on my own property!
Here’s the proof in pictures. I assure you that these startling photos are completely untouched. No photoshopping. Nothing.
Just the pure unadulterated proof that my home was chosen as a worthy site for an alien spaceship landing zone.
So, there you have it. Proof positive that I have been visited. Admittedly, it looks like it was a pretty small space ship, but that simply suggests that I was visited by a race of hobbit-like creatures that made the immensely improbably journey from another planet an imaginably long distance away.
Perhaps I was also taken and experimented on. I don’t have any memories of that right now, but they might come back under hypnosis. I’ll let you know when…uh, I mean, if that happens.
I bet some of you are still skeptical like I used to be.
So this is my challenge. How would YOU explain these circles, uncovered by my lawn mowing efforts this morning?
I await your unconvincing answers.